Government Workers
By: Dan Miller

HUMOR – Government Workers

Two workers were approached by a passerby who asked what they were doing….

“Well, we work for the government,” one of the men said.

“But one of you is digging a hole and the other guy is filling it up. You’re not accomplishing anything. Aren’t you just wasting the taxpayer’s money?”

“You obviously don’t understand, mister,” one of the men said, leaning on his shovel. “Normally there’s three of us: me, Rodney and Mike. I dig the hole, Rodney sticks the tree in and Mike, here, puts the dirt back in.”

“Now just because Rodney’s off sick today don’t mean Mike and I can’t work.”


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