Too Smart for This
By: Dan Miller

The computer programmer called his girlfriend and requested, “Please come over here and help me – I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can’t figure out how to get it started.”

"What’s it supposed to be?” she asked.

“According to the picture on the box, it’s a tiger.”

When the girlfriend arrives, she sees the puzzle pieces spread all over the kitchen table. “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger,” she said as she led the computer whiz to a nearby chair.

“Secondly, I think you should take a couple of deep breaths and relax. Let’s have a cup of tea and unwind from your tough week. Then we’ll have to put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box.”


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