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HUMOR - Subtle Signs the Company May be Downsiz
 
By: Dan Miller

  • The traditional Christmas Turkey consists of
    an egg and hatching instructions.

  • You call in sick and personnel says, "That's the
    spirit!"

  • You notice the employee out-placement program
    consists of a copy of the want ads and a lottery
    ticket.

  • Your new computer terminal says "Fisher Price" on
    it.

  • The vacation schedule has a notation: "If you
    feel like staying longer, go for it!"

  • Management is passing out "Two-Week
    Pins"
    honoring long-term employees.

  • At quitting time no one says, "See you
    tomorrow!"

  • You complain to personnel about longer hours,
    lower pay, less help, lack of benefits, and they
    respond, "Yeah, so what's your
    point?"



 








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