HUMOR - Work Virus
By: Dan Miller

-- Make sure everybody gets a copy of this so we can
put a stop to this one!!!!!

There is a new virus going around, called "work."
If you receive any sort of "work" at all, whether via
email, internet or simply handed to you by a
colleague...DO NOT OPEN IT.

"Work" has been circulating around our building
for months and those who have been tempted to open
"work" or even look at "work" have found
that their social life is deleted and their brain ceases to
function properly.

If you do encounter "work" via email or are
faced with any "work" at all, purge the virus by
sending an email to your boss with the words
"Sorry...I'm off to Home Depot." The
"work" should then be automatically deleted from
your brain.

If you receive "work" in paper-document form,
simply lift the document and drag the "work" to
your garbage can. Put on your coat and skip to the
nearest Starbucks with two friends and order three
double chocolate espressos. After repeating this action
10 times, you will find that "work" will no longer
be of any relevance to you.


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