Humor - Just tryin to help
By: Dan Miller

A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The
wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a
hard look at herself.

"You know, dear," she says, "I look in the
mirror, and I see an old woman. My face is all
wrinkled, my hair is grey, my shoulders are hunched
over, I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby."
She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me
something positive to make me feel better about

He studies hard for a moment
thinking about it and then says in a soft, thoughtful
voice, "Well, at least you've got great eyesight."

Services for the husband will be held
Saturday morning at 10:30 at St. Ann's Memorial


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